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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

a man is running away

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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