- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

What's the same between a school bus and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the bus.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

Grammer is very important

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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