A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

Where is Osama now? Telling this joke.

A women in the kitchen.

Come In!

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

penis haha

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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