Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Samraj.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

i am and me is i

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Z.

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

irish wristwatch JLR

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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