How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Why did the black man say "I been done did that?" He was speaking ebonics.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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knock knock get lost!

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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