Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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What did the rat say to the snake when it ate it. Nothing for the rat is a rat and there for can not communicate through talk to the snake nor could it survive as the snake's digestive system disintegrated it in a matter of minutes.

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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My parents died!

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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