- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Im cute hehehee

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

The black man leaves the strip club.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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