whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Wigan.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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hi

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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A whale's vagina

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Are you a tree

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How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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