- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

i dont like chris

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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