Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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