whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

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Boy: Knock Knock. Man: Who's there? Boy: Doctor. Man: Doctor Who? Boy: Haha! The man then invites the boy into his home, where he gives him a glass of lemonade laced with Ruphalyn. He then proceeds to take off the boy's clothes and rape him. When the boy awakes, the man starts to fear for the police discovering the boy in his home, so he kills the boy and cuts off his limbs and head, and buries the body parts in a hole in his backyard.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Get on your knees Ho

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Hahaha

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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Wigan.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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