- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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