Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

BOTTOM!!!

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

im @ work, LOL.

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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