One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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Your biggest fan.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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