- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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