- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

Woman's rights

A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

What's the worst part about censorship? ** * ** * ** * ********.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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baskets

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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