Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

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What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

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Poop swing

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Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its dopaminergic neurons fired synchronously across the synapses of its caudate nucleus, triggering motor contractions propelling the organism forward, while emitting 'cluck' distress signals, to a goal predetermined by its hippocampal road mappings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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