Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Knock Knock Come in.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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