who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did Steve jobs tell bill gates? Please pass the salt.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

People Order Our Patties

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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