Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

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What do and Asian and an orange have in common? They are both complex, carbon based life forms living on the only world in the universe known to harbor life.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Not your dead Nan

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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What's the difference between a duck

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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