How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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