- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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