- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

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Harry Chappell raped someone

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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