What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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