- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Take off your shoes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

civil rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

whats yellow? lots of things.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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