How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

Dylan is gay

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Loner.

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

gabbi nunez ;)

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

say cheese

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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