What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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The biggest joke in anti-joke are these two MOST FAVED What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. +17662 likes MOST HATED whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven -1714 dislikes GUESS WHAT : they are both jew jokes

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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