- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

civil rights

Take off your shoes.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

When Nicki Minaj wrote her song "Stupid Hoe" she was sublimminally talking about her self.

whats yellow? lots of things.

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