A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Gun Control

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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What's a Guy Gotta Do? -Usher

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Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

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...and the rabbit says, "How 'bout that schnitzel!"

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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