Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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A jewish man, a black man, and a redhead walk into an electronics store. Because they work there.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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this is not an anti joke

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James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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A black person walks out of KFC

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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