your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Knock knock! Ding dong.

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

whats white and looks like paper paper

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Knock Knock Go Away

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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