What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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