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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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