What's brown and sticky? A stick

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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