What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Jersey Shore

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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You see how lame this is?

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

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Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

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Charlotte Bobcats

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Andy Carrol

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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