A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Yo mamma is so weird most people try to avoid her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

lol a man is drowning

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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