- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

A white person at Harvard

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