- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

you and your family will die tonight

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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