Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

What did Delaware? A coat.

What's 9+10? 19

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What did the car do? CRASH!

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Whats funnier than 24? 25

what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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