- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Womens rights !

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Your mom is fat

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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