Why did the

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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hi

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Justin's hair

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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