- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

what did the blind deaf orphan get for christmas? cancer

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

roses are red. violets are violet...

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Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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