What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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Gay's

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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