What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

whos gay rusty kohlen hit him up on facebook!

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

david what a baghead

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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