- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Do you want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Knock knock. Racism.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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