What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme fridge

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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A guy walks into a bar, A metal one, OUCH!

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A women walks into a kitchen.

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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