- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

How are cars made? By magic.

Your mama's so stupid... She scored below average on a recent IQ test.

Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

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