- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

You see how lame this is?

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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