- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What has a head but can't see? A penis.

Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

I told you it would happen

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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