- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Knock knock. Racism.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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