Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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Justin's hair

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What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? No Neither did she

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's Roses are Red

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

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please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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