- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog chase it's tail? it has a case of OCD where he was obsessed with catching his tail and would spin until he passed out or threw up.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

Knock Knock opens the door

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

A white person at Harvard

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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