Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Joke.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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