Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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What time is it? 10:58

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

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