What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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you

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Joke.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Women's rights

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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