Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hillary Clinton

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Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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