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Q: Whats worse than a dead baby in a bag? A: Please just make my hamburger.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

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Jake. Walsh.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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