What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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How do you spell eight? 8

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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leon harney ya pikey

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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