- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Knock knock. Racism.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

What is more worse than death? Death

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Your mom is fat

A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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