- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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