- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

whats the difference between a flamingo ? because the pyramid has a high cholesterol

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

what happens every day? People die

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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