- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Dance is a sport

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How old are you like 10? Im 11 so shut the fuck up

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

baby seal walks into a club

What you reading? reading?

How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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