Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

PSN IS UP

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What do you call a man with 3 arms, 6 ears, 9 fingers, and a red clown nose? His name.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

You know what's funny? Clowns.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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