roses are red violets are blue however some roses are pink

You see how lame this is?

Q: What did the Big Bad Wolf say to Little Red Riding Hood? A: Nothing, wolfs are mentally nor physically capable of talking

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Charlotte Bobcats

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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