whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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69 :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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acualy is dolan

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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Your grandma's cookies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

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Come In!

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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Anti Joke

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