like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Gingers.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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you first

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