yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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Cancer

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Justin Beiber

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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