What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

the comment about daniel was fron brock

i have read and agree to the terms of service

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

... i forgot the joke :p

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

What time is it? 10:58

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