- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

the comment about daniel was fron brock

i have read and agree to the terms of service

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.