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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

What do you call it when the sht hits the fan? The sht hits the fan.

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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