What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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