- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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