How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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