You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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When im invisible you cant see me, i know

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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i dont like chris

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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TOBUSCUS

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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