Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

Jesus was a good guy

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Brad Fuller!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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