What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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lol a man is drowning

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Republicans

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69

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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