A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Bob dole

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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jwe

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

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you

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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You

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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