- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

A midget walks under a bar

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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