*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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I was born.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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What is small, naked and covered in sperm My son

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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i love to lick...

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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