What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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xavier stop

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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what do you call a rat with wings? an evolutionary masterpiece

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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