Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A. being physically disabled due to a preventable accident, thus leaving you incapable of doing activities that are easily completed by an able-bodied person

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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A man went to the doctor with a strange complaint. "Well it's like this Doc, when I drive to work in the morning through the country lanes I start to sing 'The green green grass of home'. If I see a cat then it's 'What's new, pussy cat?'. It's so embarrassing, even when I'm asleep and dreaming, I still keep singing. Last night, it was 'Delilah', and my wife was not amused!" "Yes, it would apear that you have the early symptoms of Tom Jones syndrome." "Well I've never heard of that, is it common?" asked the man. "Yes," replied the doctor, "It is very uncommon."

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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BOTTOM!!!

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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