Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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It was a dark and stormy night. The whole family waiting for the phone to ring as they await for a criminal to give instructions. Then the phone rings... RING RING Jeffery: "Hello? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. No sir please don't! No, have mercy! Yes sir. No sir, no. Yes sir. Bye." Donald: "What did the man say?" Jeffery: "Wrong number..."

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

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What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susy.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why did the jewish man pick up a nickel on the street? Because he understands the value of saving money.

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If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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what do u call a apple a apple

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