- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

Safe sex MR

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What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

Know what would be awkward, if a GPS told a gay guy to get straight.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

Your mother is so fat she has trouble finding clothes in her size.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

hit the thumbs down button

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

A man walks into a bar

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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