- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

What comes after 23? 24.

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So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

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