Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Women's rights.

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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try slamming a revolving door

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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The government

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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