- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and looks like a bucket? A blue bucket

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

A ginger was with his friends

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

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