How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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Darnell has a 2 ounce gold chain around his neck. Gold is worth $1,639 per ounce. Where did Darnell steal the gold chain from?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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