- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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