mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

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Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Womens rights

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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