What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

Knock, Knock Come in

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

What color is red paint? Red

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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