- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

soccer

A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

A whale's vagina

Why was a refrigerator sitting on a part bench? Because someone set it there.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

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