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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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