Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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full house

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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a man said hi.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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knock knock who's there no one

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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