- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

a man said hi.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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