What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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