wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

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Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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I pooped.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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What is yellow and corny? Corn.

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