Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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Black Friday

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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What do you call a barn full of black people? antique farm equipment.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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