Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

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Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

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knock knock whos there the game _______I LOST THE GAME_______

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he was dead.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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