Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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