- Anti Joke

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

There is no I in Pie except for the I

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A man walks into a bar and sees a large jar filled to the brim with $20 bills. He asks the bartender why there is so much money in the jar, and the bartender tells him that he has a horse in the back of the building, and he has a bet that if someone puts $20 in the jar and can make the horse laugh, then they will win all the money. The man, feeling confident, puts his money into the jar and tries to make the horse laugh. It is a horse, so of course he cannot make it laugh. He leaves, dejectedly, having just wasted 20 of his hard earned dollers.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

Why are you so fat? Cause I eat a lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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