- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

You see how lame this is?

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Grammer is very important

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

whats good about poland... fukk all

row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

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