A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

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your moms my other ride

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Donald Trump

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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