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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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women's rights

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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Ron Paul for President!

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Jesus sacrificed his life to prove that he was immortal. So where does the part where he gets nailed to a stick and beaten the shit out of fit in?

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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Guess what. I eat weed and smoke yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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