Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

A man sat on a chair

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are red Oh sh*t the gardens on fire

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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