- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

I've got a dig bick

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

shut up iggy

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

Sarah Palin

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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